5 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do

:rofl: 5 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do | Cracked.com

ROFL!!! This was hilarious…

Therefore, Goldblum’s feat was the equivalent of colony of baboons in the Congo hacking into CitiBank using tree bark and clumps of their own feces.

In other news a special purpose OS called HollywoodOS has been rumored to have been used for most of these hacks.

HollywoodOS : The faster you type without using the space-bar, the more you can hack. Compatible with PDAs or any device with a semblance of a half-assed processor on it.

Ahh.. another one of those cracked lists :smiley:
Love them, always fun to go to cracked.com and read these whacky lists with reality :wink:

The other thing is how consoles print info out as if someone was typing them.

you type something and get a response but it does not appear simultaneously, but rather like someone in the background was typing out the ouput.

It looks good on the big screen but would get old very quickly IRL.

Cant point to any movies offhand just a general impression.

^^ Could happen if the person at the other end is retarded enough to press the RETURN key after each and evry character in the sentence… :stuck_out_tongue: