**AUDI **
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
**BMW **
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
**BUICK **
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
**CHEVROLET **
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
**DODGE **
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
**FORD **
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
**GM **
General Maintenance
**GMC **
Garage Man’s Companion
**HONDA **
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?
**MAZDA **
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
**OLDSMOBILE **
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
**SAAB **
Send Another Automobile Back
**TOYOTA **
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
**VOLVO **
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
**VW **
Virtually Worthless
