Lemme try translating. Shouldnât be too tough right?
âbut the Consoles. are you costy about new reviewâŚâ
Here, arunhalo is clearly trying to open his boombastic post with a tough one-line. Of the four lines typed in the sentence this is the biggest bamboozler of the lot. Is he trying to say
âis a new review going to cost us?â OR
âare you posting a new reviewâ (but the letters C and P are nowhere close!)
âis you are name DâCosta and will you be writing new reviews henceforth about consoles?â
Considering the intellect and sharp wit that the above post was made by arunhalo, I go with the last option. Hence, one line translated.
âis there any gaming mouse pad at chennai i need unread message plsâ
Now, this is not difficult at all. Clearly, arunhalo is perturbed by the fact that his quest for a gaming pad has been unfruitful. So, the possible meanings are:
âCan I buy a gaming mouse pad at Chennai? Please send a Private Message.â OR
âIs there a gaming mouse pad at Chennai? Can someone find it for me? I need Unreal. Message pls.â OR
âCan I move into your pad at Chennai and game with you? I need an unreal experience. M(a/e)ssage me please.â
Taking into consideration the level of humor and the kind of enigma that arunhalo is. I go for the last option again. In spite of the fact that the first two are more possible, this is arunhalo guys!
âwhere is bottle and sanyian pls replyâ
At this stage, am quite sure arunhalo is asking us to pass one more bottle of whatever whacked out tequila concentrated with pot that heâs having. Please pass it on, and Saiyan do reply also.
âi need address and phone number for this games accessoriesâŚâ
The simplest conclusion. To go ahead with the plans of padding up with DâCosta and writing reviews of consoles, arunhalo needs the address and also some accesories to liven up his stay.
I think that itâs it now.
âIs you are name DâCosta and will you be writing new reviews henceforth about consoles?
Can I move into your pad at Chennai and game with you? I need an unreal experience. Massage me please. Whereâs my bottle of whack and Saiyan too.
Dâcosta, gimme your address and number, letâs accessorize each other.â