[u][b]Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
[/b][/u](Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man…if only I knew A B C…)
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll
never
go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!)
- 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
- Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh…huh!)
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey…who taught cows the bad habit??)
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
(nice work!)
